Blood Curdling 'Siopao'

The ‘War At Home’ article of Chip Tsao dated March 27, 2009 is sooooooooooooooooooo blood curdling that I need to republish it here in verbatim:

The War At Home
March 27th, 2009

The Russians sank a Hong Kong freighter last month, killing the seven Chinese seamen on board. We can live with that—Lenin and Stalin were once the ideological mentors of all Chinese people. The Japanese planted a flag on Diàoyú Island. That’s no big problem—we Hong Kong Chinese love Japanese cartoons, Hello Kitty, and shopping in Shinjuku, let alone our round-the-clock obsession with karaoke.

But hold on—even the Filipinos? Manila has just claimed sovereignty over the scattered rocks in the South China Sea called the Spratly Islands, complete with a blatant threat from its congress to send gunboats to the South China Sea to defend the islands from China if necessary. This is beyond reproach. The reason: there are more than 130,000 Filipina maids working as $3,580-a-month cheap labor in Hong Kong. As a nation of servants, you don’t flex your muscles at your master, from whom you earn most of your bread and butter.

As a patriotic Chinese man, the news has made my blood boil. I summoned Louisa, my domestic assistant who holds a degree in international politics from the University of Manila, hung a map on the wall, and gave her a harsh lecture. I sternly warned her that if she wants her wages increased next year, she had better tell every one of her compatriots in Statue Square on Sunday that the entirety of the Spratly Islands belongs to China.

Grimly, I told her that if war breaks out between the Philippines and China, I would have to end her employment and send her straight home, because I would not risk the crime of treason for sponsoring an enemy of the state by paying her to wash my toilet and clean my windows 16 hours a day. With that money, she would pay taxes to her government, and they would fund a navy to invade our motherland and deeply hurt my feelings.

Oh yes. The government of the Philippines would certainly be wrong if they think we Chinese are prepared to swallow their insult and sit back and lose a Falkland Islands War in the Far East. They may have Barack Obama and the hawkish American military behind them, but we have a hostage in each of our homes in the Mid-Levels or higher. Some of my friends told me they have already declared a state of emergency at home. Their maids have been made to shout “China, Madam/Sir” loudly whenever they hear the word “Spratly.” They say the indoctrination is working as wonderfully as when we used to shout, “Long live Chairman Mao!” at the sight of a portrait of our Great Leader during the Cultural Revolution. I’m not sure if that’s going a bit too far, at least for the time being.

by: chip tsao

Well, I’ve four things to say to this bastard of a guy:

FUCK. YOU. CHIP. TSAO.

I try to refrain from writing in my blogs cuss words because I find them in such bad taste and unnecessary, but for this bastich of a human being I’ll make an exception.

This article was written in bad taste that ‘bad taste’ even sounds fucking good.

Okay, if he considers himself a ‘patriot’ by his standards, then being a patriot means keeping mum while his fellowmen substitute tons upon tons of milk with melamine just to save costs and distribute it across the globe.

You’re such a piece of work, dude. You’re godsend to your race, did you know that? The world would really flourish with more like you.

So what if the Philippines' major ‘export’ are DHs? Dude, that’s an honest-to-God overseas occupation that’s nothing to be ashamed of. It’s a decent job, if not an ideal one; it helps pay the bills and it’s in no way stepping the bounds on being criminal. There’s nothing wrong with it. Not like peddling drugs, if you catch my drift. Oh, but Chinese drug lords do exist in Manila. My bad.

If you think Filipino DHs suck, try hiring other nationalities you bastard and you’ll see the fucking difference, you fucking retard.

And he's comparing the Spratlys to the Falkland Isles? God Almighty! Who does this fucking guy think he is? The Spratlys have been situated near the Philippine archipelago territory since God decided to break apart the land masses and award those islands as a blessing to this blessed race. And now since there's oil there, it now belongs to your country? Puuuuuhleeeze!

Don't think we're a race of losers you moron. Because if push comes to shove, those who've nothing else to lose have nothing more to fear.

So, a good sendoff is in order:

You’ve Melanine For Brains you cheap sounding dumpling asshole!

PS: To date, the HK Magazine that published this article has apologized to the Philippine Consulate regarding this article. However, the author, Chippy-guy, has yet to issue an apology.