Saturday, February 7, 2009

Da Pinoy Sauron!

A university in the Southern Philippines (Southwestern University, Cebu) wants to award to Manny 'Pacman' Pacquiao a doctorate degree in human kinetics (honoris causa) as tribute to the numerous international boxing victories he won that brought honor to the country.

While his efforts is greatly appreciated by the nation, granting the Pacman the title of Dr. 'Kinetics' is highly inappropriate.

'Sauron' - The Lord of the 'Rings' - is waaay better!

That's a more satisfactory nom de guerre, I say.

It could've been worse.

Somebody might've proposed he be called 'Mr. Pure Energy'.

Onli in da pilipins!

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